Stilettos for babies? So hey there Beelzebub, when exactly are those Gates of Hell opening and can you fit us all in at the same time? Will you give special consideration to the moronic, self-absorbed and tasteless creators of baby stilettos and anyone who buys them? Do they get the especially hot seats simply based on being colossally stupid and robbing the innocence of their babies?
If you have not read about them yet, here is the baby stiletto story which has confirmed to me that people should require a license to breed. In fact, this story now has me thinking people should need a license just to continue breathing. Anyone who comes up with this idea and even considers purchasing these stilettos, let alone buys them should be ashamed of themselves. It is called buy a doll next time and do not have a baby.
Yes, parents dress up babies in cute little suits and dresses. We all marvel and says “look at the little man” or “what a princess, look at the big girl”. Here is a newsflash for you stiletto-for-baby creators; they are babies and not there for your amusement. If you need something living to dress up like a trollop or similar to your Friday night cougar outfit, buy a damn Chihuahua. This is all about the voyeuristic pleasure of the parents looking for accolades for themselves about how “hip” or “cool” they are for putting heels on their babies. What’s next? Lipstick? Mascara? A bra?
I realize I have departed from my usual professional approach and prose for this entry but I cannot help it. I think the creators of these shoes need to sit through a child pornography or pedophile trial. I have had the unfortunate experience of sitting through both in my time as a reporter. Some of the evidence I have seen during those trials has made grown men, policemen and even a judge look sick to their stomach. I have seen the burliest cops cry outside of courtrooms for the images of babies and young children which have been twisted by sick minds.
To this day I am still haunted by some of the things I saw as I did my job. Those trials drove home one message to me:
Our children are truly a gift. Children are to be treasured and nurtured. Children are not meant to be play things for a parent’s amusement, there are enough sickos out there doing that. Parents are supposed to protect them from these monsters, not give them new candy for them to wet their appetite with.